so.
i’m harry, ffion’s husband.

ffion;
you’re amazing.
you’re beautiful.
you’re caring.
you’re dedicated.
you’re extraordinary.
you’re fragile.
you’re gorgeous. 
you’re heavenly.
you’re individual.
you’re joyful.
you’re kind.
you’re loving.
you’re marvelous. 
you’re nori.
you’re oh so slutty.
you’re patient.
you’re quality.
you’re respectable.
you’re special.
you’re thoughtful.
you’re unique.
you’ve very sexy.
you’re wonderful.
you’re xtra special.
you’re you.
you’re zappy.

 if ffion doesn’t like you neither do i.
that’s just how it works.
if you upset ffion in anyway i’ll fucking hang you in a tree while you’re naked, cut off your nipples, make you eat them and your own shit, cut out your insides and replace them with teddy bear stuffing before cutting off your head.
don’t be shocked if i have a PHAT ass go at you. 

if you’re gonna be a cunt just face it, i can be more of a cunt than you can. FACT.
you see, i’m very protective over ffion because there is a lot of assholes in this world. 
you might say ‘ffion is my bestfriend’ no nigga. she’s mine, seriously. MINE. 
i love ffion more than you do so fuck off with your stupid ‘i love you’s
i sound like a cocky cunt but i ain’t even mad.
ffion is a babe and you’re not.
you can’t be as cute and adorable as ffion, even if you tried. k.
it’s okay if you’re jealous of ffion, i mean. if i was a girl, i would be too.
i mean, look at her, she is amazing.
ffion makes me laugh. seriously.
the stuff she comes out with is just hilarious.
she ain’t posh, not one bit.
she always makes me smile so yeah.
all my love from YOUR harold.